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In dreams we enter a world that's entirely our own
"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it."
Love: Star Wars, Dungeons&Dragons, Doctor Who, Scifi/Fantasy books, Firefly, Fringe, tea, Harry Potter, metal, good prose, drawing/writing, video games, communication, picnics, and laughing until I cry.
Hate is simply not a strong enough word for the following list, so I'll just go with despise...
Despise: Jar Jar Binks, Nicholas Cage, goats, the dark, closing my eyes in the shower, letter boxes with arms and legs, arrogance and pure ignorance.
I don't expect anyone to make any sense of what is said or seen on here. I try not to care too much, about anything. I'm probably just as boring as the next person. This just gives a little insight to what I think, dream, want and imagine. But rest assured, you have no idea about everything I am, do, and live for. So just assume.
Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?
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inspirationwithdedication asked: How can you despise JAR JAR BINKS? He's fucking cute & epic. ;D Why do you despise him?
Quick! Kill yourself! Whilst you still have the chance! DON’T WASTE ANY TIME. YOU GUNGAN LOVER, YOU!
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Hmm
I’m sure everyone has had that awkward situation in a public place where somebody has come up to you and you’ve had a 5 minute conversation including topics such as “I haven’t seen you in ages!”, “How is whatever you’re doing?” and the ever famous “We need to catch up!”…. And then after they’ve walked away, you’ve found yourself thinking “Now who the FUCK was that?!”.
Weeeell I just experienced one of those in the shops. Somebody came up to me and not only hugged me for a prolonged 2 minutes but kissed me on the cheek, then when they pulled away asked if I even remembered who they were. Of course, I replied “Uhh, of course I do!” which resulted in a very long “oh my god I miss you so much we need to hang out” conversation until they finally realized after TWENTY FUCKING MINUTES to leave and go elsewhere, leaving me thinking “what the fuck who the hell was that” absolutely DESTROYING my brain trying to figure out who it was until I bumped into them again. And had to introduce them to the person I was with. I was waiting for one of those “there must be a god” moments, and for them to introduce THEMSELVES but alas, for I was out of luck and stood there for a good 2 minutes just silently staring at their face thinking “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?” until I realized it would be a good idea to just shout “MY PLANET NEEDS ME” and run away into the frozen foods section. At least I didn’t see them again for the rest of that shopping trip HAHA. I’m sorry if it was one of you. And if it was, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SO FEEL SO FUCKING AWKWARD?! Uggggh.
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Johnny’s response is at the same level of ‘wtf’ as the scene where Lisa’s mum reveals she has breast cancer and Lisa tells her not to worry about it. They really were perfect for each other. :’(
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Best. Movie. Ever.
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Woman Who Made Fun Of American Apparel Contest Wins, American Apparel Act Like A Bunch Of Babies
Nancy Upton, the gorgeous prankster who satirized American Apparel’s condescending search for a plus-sized model with smutty and silly overindulgence photos, actually won the online contest! Then American Apparel acted all American Apparel and wouldn’t recognize her victory, even though she had far and away the most votes. Here are some more of the photos that lampooned the contest and won the hearts of online voters.
American Apparel’s Pissy Response To Nancy Upton, In Part
“It’s a shame that your project attempts to discredit the positive intentions of our challenge based on your personal distaste for our use of light-hearted language, and that “bootylicous” was too much for you to handle. While we may be a bit TOO inspired by Beyoncé, and do have a tendency to occasionally go pun-crazy, we try not to take ourselves too seriously around here. I wonder if you had taken just a moment to imagine that this campaign could actually be well intentioned, and that my team and I are not out to offend and insult women, would you have still behaved in the same way, mocking the confident and excited participants who put themselves out there?”
… “Oh—and regarding winning the contest, while you were clearly the popular choice, we have decided to award the prizes to other contestants that we feel truly exemplify the idea of beauty inside and out, and whom we will be proud to have representing our company.”
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